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An Imperial Guard Warhammer 40,000 Blog, with the occasional deviation.

Now with added NECRON!!
WARNING! Slight Warzone: Resurrection, after taste.

Monday, 23 February 2015

Back in the field - Against the Brothers Eldritch. (Aka - IHATEDARKLANCES!!!)


Okay, next up.  (You may notice I'm writing up 2 blog posts tonight, well I've got some catching up to do with everything that's been happening, so bare with me).

I've been recently toying with the new Codex, in a 2000pts game against Battle Brothers Eldar and Dark Eldar.  Nasty combo this.

Did I mention this included Iyanden Wraith spam and Dark Eldar Dark Lance/Splinter Cannon Spam?

I fielded a typical spread.  40 Warriors in two squads, 10 Immortals with Tesla, Doom Scythe, 10 Triarchs, Monolith, Deceiver, the Command Barge, Stalker and because I had the points, a Spyder.

I lost somewhere in the region of 9 to 7.  So what went wrong?

Honestly? I have no idea.

But I got a feeling I know where it went from Necron Inexorable death to ow, not the face, please not the face!!


I'm sorely lacking in mobility, and as we were playing Maelstrom, reacting to the cards was difficult.  I have a Veil of Darkness, on a Cryptek, who got picked out in a torrent of fire on 20 warriors, failed his look out, armour save and then the RP save!  1st turn regrets.


Reinforcements came in despite the trickery of the Dark Eldar Lord (Later ganked after web way portaling in behind me to claim an objective. Got the Slay the Warlord, so that was something.

The Monolith deployed perfectly, becoming a linchpin on my line, threatening to divide their forces.

But then, they got to fire.  Everything seemed great!  The Crafty Eldar had little that could hurt armour 14, the D guns were too far away.  But then the Dark Eldar scourges, 2 units, all packing Dark Lances opened up...

It was all going so well!
 Can't....  No.... Don't wanna...
The real Micro Trauma. 28mm micro.
Yeah.  Still hurts that.  2 glances, one shot in particular rolled 6 to hit, 6 to penetrate and of course, 6 to damage.  BOOM...  Reserves would be walking on.  Poison Splinter Fire slew my C'tan with max explosive death. My return exploded Venoms here and there, a raider there.  Nothing gaining me points.

Seriously, Dark Eldar True Born squads are snippy bastards.  Need to adapt.
Still, was an amazing game, and thankfully not a nasty start for the Craftworld player, who had his first true experience with this game.  You are very welcome William.  Enjoy this victory. *Shakes fist.

Now as I still have a lot of Necrons left to paint up, I've been plugging a new initiative called #Justsoddingpaintit.  Basically, inspired by Independent Characters own pledge system, you say what you will have painted to gaming standard by the end of March, and you damn well make sure its done.  No indecision, no stalling, come back on it if you ain't happy, but damn well get it done.

Earn that next purchase!

Lucky for me I've got some games coming later in March to motivate me to Bone everything up.

NEXT UP!

So what are you going to do?

Thanks for reading.
And not making fun about my poor Monolith.

No seriously, its a touchy subject. >_<

R

The Road to Apocalypse - The Transcendent C'tan.


So, while I've been busy moving into our new home, I have been neglecting my Bloggy duties.  Forgive me fellow 'Cronsters, I have been weak.  In way of apology, please accept the following set of pics from the rush built Transcendent C'tan for an Apocolypse game about a month ago now.

I say rush build, not in a bad way, but in a decisive, ultra efficient way, that started out so simple and somehow just got drunk and added green stuff...  No-one said this was an exact science!

Now, back prior to the recent Codex Necrons 2015, the Transcendent C'tan was an upmodded variant on the C'tan, insanely powerful and easily argued as being OP (Overpowered).  Unfortunately, the release of the new 'Dex was on the day of the Apoc game, and as GW quite rightly noticed that they were undercutting their Tesseract Vault with this unit, they swapped things around.

Now the T-C'tan (some insist on calling it a Tranny C'tan?  Come now gentleman, have some decorum for 'Crons' sake.) is a kind of unnamed C'tan that ain't the Deceiver or the other Reapery one everyone goes for.  Incidentally they work damn well together.  Deceiver giving a debuff of -2 to enemy Ld in 12" which the Nightbringer (That's the one!) can use in his ranged attack to ruin enemy heavy armoured units.

But I digress.  I was inventing a C'tan.

Now I've been in love with the idea of using and abusing the Tomb Squinx kit from GW's Tomb Kings range for some time.  I got motivated to complete it for this Apoc game, but really got driven after discovering the lower torso from a sculpter called Rothand Studios (Click for link).

Designed more for making a Tomb Kings Heirophant for Warhammer Fantasy, it was still moulded perfectly to fit the upper torso of the plastic kit and gave me a base to work from.


As I kit bashed the thing together, I began imagining a back ground for it.  In the cannon, C'tan were bound first into being using Necrodermis to give the energy based entities a body to communicate with.  These were, at least in the earlier cannon, said to represent the Necrontyr's own gods (yet they look somewhat human facially, but I'm not judging!).  The C'tan, in the recent canon (Or fluff if you prefer!), were then defeated and rebound into weaker shards.

Using this, I loved the idea of that rib cage being like the rib cage of a typical Necron Warrior, the inside creature being made of stabilized raw energy.  In an odd after thought, I slapped a faceless plate on the C'tans face, arguably a mistake I'm not sure I like that addition, though I will probably come back to that and either extend it or remove the head and replace it entirely.

The C'tan itself is gigantic.  Well, it is double the size of the Night Bringer, but remember I was trying to do justice to the nastiest unit point for punishment in the Apoc expansion.  Still, a nice center piece, and using the Mephrit Dynasties' Artefact (God Collar?), I can really explain this size with enhanced statistics.

But then, this all ties into the emerging background of the Trazian dynasty.  They are collecting C'tan for some purpose, some ill intent that unnerves the other Dynasties.

But more on that later!  Muhahahhaa.

As usual, thanks for reading, and always feel free to comment below.
It makes my life interesting. :D

Constructing critic welcome.
Nonconstructive critic will be responded to by shunning.  shuuuuun...


Friday, 6 February 2015

Storytime "A gentle warning"





His fingers ached, coiled around the auto-quill like snakes that had forgotten to shed their skins.  Broken. Again. The servo arm resisted his movements, giving no small aid as intended.  He could smell leaking oils over the overpowering stench of a hundred spitting tallow candles.
He had to manually adjust the auto quill's path as the attached servitor chattered its remaining teeth like a lunatic.  It was probably as old as he was, probably.   
The relic of a wooden desk creaked and banged against the adjacent book shelves like a bustling crowd of anxious varnished refugees under the assault.  

The cell was too damn small!

Lywin the Adept sighed as he switched it off, causing a coughing fit as he heaved the heavy old piston assisted arm away from him.  He brought up a blue faded handkerchief, flecks of dirty old blood stained the "I" marked Aquila in the corner. Returning to his work, he squinted his eyes, adjusting the lenses on his spectacles with some extra strength.  He picked up his favorite manual quill and continued. 

His fingers ached again as he rubbed off the excess ink.  Blotted, bulging with arthritis and old augmentations, his hands were nearing their end.  He stopped and stared at them.  These hands, he mused, that had penned the Imperium's only true knowledge on the most ancient of Xenos known to the Imperium.  That pride, which once warmed his loneliness, seemed to be but embers these days faint lights in the ash of his final years.  

Lywin glanced outside and decided to ponder on the weather.  Cold.  The Inquistor always sent him somewhere gekking cold.  Snowflakes of perfection danced past the half stain glass window.  The visage of the Saint Thor looked down at him with that damnable smile.  Saint Thor, a man touched by the Emperor and destined for a life of greatness, remembered forever for his deeds.  Lywin stared for a moment before remembering himself.

"Oh piss off."  He croaked, coughing again but this time tinged with the hint of bitter laughter.  I bet the almighty Saint Thor never had issues digesting meat, he thought.

The old scribe frowned.  He was so easily distracted these days, old thoughts, or echoes of thoughts pulled and drew at him like children in the sweetgoods storage.  He should have sired children...

He cleared his throat harder than he probably should have, causing another hacking fit, ending abruptly with an aggressive grunt.  The work needed to be finished by the end of the lunar cycle.  He had his task.  He would do it.  Such was his lot.

The great book, a veritable tomb, which lay before him was standard issue Inquisition storage for all of its most sacred, if not dangerous, knowledge.  Black leather, bound in chains and encrypted with hexogrammic wards and security protocols that would destroy the entire work if opened incorrectly.  His work, his life's work, would be locked up after completion.  It would be hidden away in the deepest darkest library.  Opened but for the highest necessity.  The only real reason they had given him this task was probably because of his age, and the certainty of silence that came with it.

The text he translated was old.  Ancient.  Certainly heretical in its very existence: it suggested a universe with no Emperor to start with.  It suggested a time before mankind even breathed.  The writing was in the form of symbols, perfect shapes like ice crystals, but more akin to circuits and monorail conveyance maps.  Flowing vectors that never seemed to curve but for an abrupt perfect circle.  No deviation.  No tangent.  Every line was immaculate with grammatical purpose and one deviation broke the entire meaning.   

Above his desk a shard of something altogether normal and yet at the same time horrifically other floated above his desk.  The tablet he had been sent, hovering in its personal stasis prison, had endured over forty thousand years.  A more precise date was less than forthcoming, though it reached a point where guess work was in the millennia.  Regardless, it like its style, felt immaculate and eternal.  

Taking in the patterns until his eyes blurred, he looked down into the book and wrote "And by decree did the quiet lord did bring down the star gods..."
The translation of this line troubled him no end.  Not quite Lord, nor Gods.  The symbol contained a dichotomy, a contradiction.  Both worshipped and all powerful, yet baleful and hated.  And then there was this quiet lord?  The symbol for quiet was extended more than usual, did this indicate relative silence?  Was it Silent Lord?  But then the symbol for Lord was far complex...
Lywin was scratching his dry weathered cheek when his answer came to him, but not by his own doing.

"SILENT.  ALWAYS SILENT.  THE SILENT KING." 

Lywin span around on his chair, the adrenaline numbing him to the pain of his protesting frame. The darkness of his cell was more apparent than ever.  His ears, forever ringing strained for the source of the sound.  Shaking hands grasped for the distress switch under his desk.  His heart was hammering in his small chest, now it was his teeth that were chattering, not the servitors.

Out of the dark a skull came.  Tall, thin, crowned and regal in the colour of bone.  It loomed over him out of the shadow, its motions deliberate and smooth, no deviation, no wasted movement.  It said something again, the sound was impossibly complex and all at the same time.  Lywin was still scrabbling when he heard the first word he understood, it was a childish base level phoneme, meaning... hello?  He spluttered.  His mistake was simple enough.  He had never heard the word spoken before, at least not correctly, but had read it a thousand times.

It was Necrontyr.  The language of The Eternally Dying.  Now the language for that monstrous world ending race, the Necrons.

Lywin's left arm blazed with a fresh hell of pain, his breath coming only after a fight.  He fell from his chair scrabbling back from the thing, as it rotated its head in confusion.  It stepped forward without preamble, It's body was skeletal, that was obvious, but a fire burned inside, lighting optics with an acidic green light.  It's body rippled with the occasional incandescent arc of lightning that it paid no heed to.  A pulse of sorts, possibly a heartbeat in a way.  The symbol on its chest was a deep red, the Dynastic Icon unfamiliar to him.  His mind was gripping conclusions and puzzles as his body failed him.  Not like this...

"NECRONTYR" It said, Its voice was sibilant, distant and like a mans final breath, like his final breath as it stuttered to a halt.  He could feel his brain dying.  It reached out It's wide hand snatching his robes like a small bag.  Lywin felt himself die as the creature yanked at him, cradle him, tutting as if both annoyed and troubled.

***

All was darkness.  The occasional casting of light , a green light, caught his attention.  He heard things, tools at work, the discharge of static.  Scuttling of a million insects.  Someone was crying, or was that laughter?  A thought evaded him, some horrible possibility.  Then all at once he remembered his heart attack and that blank and soulless bone coloured death mask.

***

When Lywin awoke he was alone.  An unfamiliar ceiling greeted him.  Gritting his remaining teeth, he teetered off the solid bed of what felt like rock, onto his bare feet.  He stared down at his bare wrinkled feet, noting the bed and floor was made of a flawless black material that shined yet did not reflect the light.  He was still wearing his robes, though upon further inspection something had been attached to his chest. He fingered it idly, thankful that it didn't itch. It was a circle shaped thing, like a large ebony coin with dozens of small tendrils reaching into his chest, flickering that familiar acidic green light. 


He leaned over and tried to empty his stomach.  Instead he launched into a violent hacking fit which had him leaning against his stone bed with a feeble arm.

Eventually Lywin looked around, the room was a windowless box, the walls and ceiling made of the same flawless obelisk rock as the floor and bed.  An impossibly still glowing ball hovered above him, showing no sign of repulsers or emitters.  It was simply light with a faint emerald tint to it that pulsed... like a heartbeat. His host, or his captor had saved his life.

He fingered the device on his chest as he approached the only exit:  A hole in the room with no door to bar it.  He twiddled his trembling thumbs before summoning enough courage to stick his head outside.

"ARE YOU WELL?" 

Lywin yelped, his host stood there by the door, immobile as a statue.  The globe followed him, casting better light into the seemingly endless corridor. He got a better look now.  The Necron was like a tall sun bleached corpse, joints of oiled silver sat between limbs and the burning emerald sun spat out of an apparently empty ribcage. Beyond this body, It was decorated and bedecked in a srrange finery of more metals.  It possessed a shimmering cloak of interlocking scarabs that he swore moved and changed position as it flowed and a transverse crown of clotted blood red.  It's face, no more than an elongated alien skull, regarded him without emotion.  It cocked it's head to one side as if trying to hear something, two sockets burned with an ill green light.

"I'm well, yes... yes, thank you."  He managed.  His voice carried down the long corridor.

"WALK WITH ME."  It said, turning with such speed and confidence that Lywin had to walk quickly to catch up. "THE LIFE WE HAVE GIVEN WILL NOT LAST LONG"  The Necron said.  "WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS."

***

The Inquisitor Craven was troubled.  Alone in the Adept's cell, he simply stood and thought.  All manner of auspex had failed.  His agent, Lywin Callis, had simply disappeared.  No open door, no stain on the warp to indicate teleportation.  Nothing.  Absolutely nothing.

Most importantly though, the tomb remained as did the tablet.  Strange, both were infinitly worth more than the Adept.  Had he missed something?  The idea made him somewhat quesy.


There was a change in the atmosphere, a sudden movement of something into nothing that made him spin around whipping out his plasma pistol in the blink of an eye.

The construct that was once Lywin calmly and impossibly exited the shadows like a man would exit a house.  Skeletal, but with a mockery of the human face, smooth and perfect with thin acid green eyes.  It walked with no pain in its knees, nor arthritis in its hands. It no longer had fear of a failing heart or the deterioration of its senses.  It no longer feared death or the need to be remembered.  It was eternal.  It now was death, just as the Necron Lord had promised.  Their exchange was complete.

But somewhere inside, Lywin remembered as clearly as that perfect snow flake.  It remembered feeling pain, misery, loneliness.  It remembered having to adjust his spectacles and to be patient with his failing hands.  It remembered feeling sad and feeling angry and feeling proud. It remembered feeling, of how it should feel and now possessed only a lingering nostalgia.

No.  Now Lywin felt nothing.  Not even Lywin.  Now all it had was its new task, and It neither hated nor loved it.

"INQUISITOR CRAVEN.  I BRING YOU TIDINGS FROM MY MASTER AND A MESSAGE."

The Inquisitor powered his pistol up, the plasma pistol growling.

The construct that was once Lywin cocked It's head to one side, curious.
"ARE YOU WELL?"